Creepy guy: Hey! Excuse me miss, are you single?
Woman: Umm... why?
Creepy guy: Well, I want to have an interaction with a single woman, but I don't wanna get involved if she has a man in her life.
Woman: Well, in that case, I'm not single.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Oh, did I say single. I meant breathing...
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Saturday, January 26, 2008
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Clearly Unemployed
Yuppie: I don't think he's working now. All he ever talks about is monkeys and robots.
--midtown
At Least You'll Double Your Income.
Frantic Chick: Where's my bag? All my clothes were in there. Oh God, I have to dress like a whore for the next two weeks!
--K & 21st
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Labels: comedy, eaves dropping, midtown, overheard, sacramento, whore
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
A collection of unexpected photography.
File Magazine: I love how this website describes itself: "FILE magazine is not a photoblog, photo challenge/contest, or group photo album. We leave the Kodak Moments to the family album, the glossy fashion spreads to Vogue, and the photo finishes to ESPN."
FILE combs the world to curate online galleries of the most unexpected imagery out there.
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Labels: art, color, design, file, file magazine, inspiration, macro, original, photography, voyeur